"the past can hurt,but the way i see it,you either run from it or learn from it."

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

matter of opinion?

An english professor wrote on the board:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and told asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman,without her man,is nothing."
All of the females wrote:
"A woman:without her,man is nothing."
(LOL,pretty please?)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

simple talk

i want things to stay simple.
when what comes out of your mouth is exactly what you feel or intend of doing.
like "grab your balls" it used to mean getting ready for a ball game.now?
try saying the sentence and observe the changing faces.awkward!
when everything were moving at our phase.
when the sound of ice-cream bells could replace the sound of phone ringing.
when the sweetest thing in life was sweets not girls nor your guy.
when companionship means being with my mum or my sister.
when comfortable means cuddling with your pillow.
when safety means sticking your head in your blanky,and staying in there.
when weekends means going to Safari.
when adventure means "bungee jumping" from the top of a double-decker bed to the bed below.
when the last thing that crossed in our minds every night was,"what game do we play tomorrow?"
if you're wondering,yes,i miss my childhoood.
the time when i was so eager to be a grown-up.
things change.people change.
but i'll try keeping it as simple as possible.
enjoying every pleasureable moments one day at a time.

who i am?

just me.

"when you're fifteen...

...and somebody tells you they love you,you're gonna believe it."
-Taylor Swift-

hahaha!this post is somehow fun-nayh!lol!

i can't believe i was once so into him!

but i'm glad we're done and over with.

anyways,here's a quote i found:

there you go,it's true right?

so,here's to the guy,"thanks for giving me those fun,stupid,happy,funny,and all the silly moments we had.and for giving me a good reason to laugh today."

haha!this post is not written out of revenge or by chance with any intention of hurting you or anyone else who's linked to you now.

i was just browsing my photos in my N-Gage and i found your photo.

so here we go.

yeap,i used to keep your photos before,BUT i'm not using my N-Gage anymore,which is why i just realised your photos are still in there.

and as a response for the quote,i'll take the first one,we were never in love,which is why we can now be friends. :)

p/s:good luck in your dreams of becoming a guitarist,Mohd. Zulhanizam b. Mohd Asri.(or as how you like to say it:Asriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!(LOL!)

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Bieber Fever

i'm not really into this little guy but,i admire how his hair stays in place.even after he shakes his head wildly!lol!
p/s:you gotta admit he's cute!rofl!and the title,duh~

Thursday, February 18, 2010

i pledged to stop using the R-word

not that i actually use it now.seriously,i've never used it,but who knows probably in the future.so before i do so,here's a pledge that i won't ever say it!
(*woot woot* click on the link at the bottom and take your pledge *winks*)

Monday, February 15, 2010


okay,if this really happens,i'd die of shock!lol!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Maths is Pointless.Proof?

Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b,

and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.

Let's face it,English is a stupid language!

There is no egg in the eggplant.
No ham in the hamburger.
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
And French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down.
And in which you fill in a form,
By filling it out.
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers.
And it reflects the creativity of the human race.
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why,
When the stars are out, they are visible
But when the lights are out, they are invisible
And it's why when I wind up my watch, It starts.
But when I wind up this poem, It ends.

where do you find happiness?


i believe in karma what-you give is what you get returned.
i believe you can’t appreciate real love ‘til you’ve been burned.
i believe the grass is no more greener on the other side.
i believe you don’t know what you’ve got until you say goodbye.

Monday, February 8, 2010

i wonder...

If Barbie is so popular,why do you have to buy her friends?

-Joseph Adam Jonas-


Most kids eat it so that they'll be big and strong enough to refuse it!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

No Promises

GRR-LUCK's promise to the facis:

picture copyright of Team Grr-Luck(Teen's Camp '08)

picture credits goes to Pkck Am.



rofl!the heart's not breaking,only my guitar string!
first time!i know i shouldn't be happy,especially when it's an Ernie Ball string(it cost a fortune,fyi) and i've only used it for less than a year.but it's my first time!i've never experienced string breaking!i'm proud!lol!
anyways,i don't know how it manages to break,i was tuning it and it just pops.on my hand!haha!

p/s:proud plus happy!is that weird?rofl!

new skill

i've had a semi-dslr camera for over a year...
then i moved on to a fully dslr camera a few months back(that's Connor!*winks winks*)
and i've had this passion for photography since,i think,three years ago,but it was a mixed up feeling between photography and videography.(that's not a real word,fyi)
throughout those years,i've learned on how to get great photos,portraits,profile pictures,and so on.
i must admit that i'm still learning.

but here's a new lesson,yet to be taught and implemented by even renowned photographers throughout the world.


(what la weyh?)

sudden urge

okay,so i have this sudden interest in learning how to play the bass guitar,somehow it seems rather interesting.
especially the "slap-and-pop" thingy.
i don't know,but yeah!that's it!a sudden urge to play it!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Think before upgrading(lol)

FROM: Jane
TO: Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installs many other valuable programs such as Dinner Dancing 7.5, Cruise Ship 2.3, and Opera Night 6.1. It also installs new, undesirable programs such as Poker Night 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4 and Clutter Everywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs. When I click on it, the system crashes. Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 14.1 or House Cleaning 2.6.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!

FROM: Tech Support
TO: Jane
Subject: Upgrade Dangers

Yours is a common problem women complain about and is mostly due to a misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package.

However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed.

Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0.

However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/Child Support". You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with Heart Break 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system.

Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.TECH TIP!

Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\ I APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create Fat Belly files and Snoring Loudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!

Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran.Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly.

After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as Fix Broken Things 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and Best Friend 7.6.A final word of caution! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother in Law 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until Mother In Law 1.0 is uninstalled.

I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years.

We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!