a memory was something you lost with age.
an application was for employment.
a program was a TV show.
a cursor used profanity.
a keyboard was a piano.
a web was a spider's home.
a virus was the flu.
a CD was a bank account.
a hard drive was a long trip on the road.
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
p/s:things change.well,do you? *winks*